The Night the Bar Closed Down

The bar will soon be closing and lights they're all turned down theres 3 girls in a corner booth the fat one she's passed out her friends they called me over And it turned out she was stuck with the help of 4 big bouncers we put her in my truck me & old Jack Daniels had been together most of the night somehow he'd convinced me she was the prettiest thing in sight I got her home I opened the door and I rolled her to my bed the lights came on she opened her eyes and this is what she said... wmmmm... wmmmm ...wmmmmmmm wmmmm... wmmmm.wmmmmmmm.wmmm! morning came, that sun was up & there to my surprise was a big old girl with no clothes on and Oprah Winfrey thighs I sat up & fear set in I found we were alone she said that she was hungry whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone the words she said next scared me and today the haunt me still she said I hope you've got a steady job cowboy I said why's that sheila she said I'm not on the pill thats why I said oh! with that in mind I tried to run lord I tried to get away she ran me down & hopped on top and here's all I could say huh oh wmmmm. get off me... wmmmm ...wmmmmmmm wmmmm.ohh your crushing me.wmmmm.wmmmmmmm get off ohohoh.wmmmahh get off me you Heffer!