You ask me if I love you
And if I really care
You're not happy with my answer
So there's more I'd like to share
I've got a boner
Calling out your name
Hidden in my underwear
With two balls and a sack that feel the same
I've got a boner
Waiting just for you
You can get a little closer look
If you wanna tie my shoe
Oh it seems you might be angry
And your patience soon begone
But before you leave my party
Would you like to hear my song?
I've got a boner
Calling out your name
Hidden in my underwear
With two balls and a sack that feel the same
I've got a boner
Waiting just for you
You can get a little closer look
If you wanna tie my shoe
Darlin', I know that you've doubted my love for you
And I know that there's good reason why
I know that I've said some things to you in the past
That have so often made you cry
But honey, this time is different
I promise that things will change
So please don't leave me here this way
Because I got you a birthday present, sweetheart
And it's not even your birthday today
I've got a boner
Calling out your name
Hidden in my underwear
With two balls and a sack that feel the same
I've got a boner
Waiting just for you
You can get a little closer look
If you wanna tie my shoe
You can take a little closer look
If you wanna tie my shoe
Tie my shoe
