Dressed In Your Pyjamas In the Grand Salon

Strange and quite disorienting being here Recently awakened from a dream How the lights burn every crystal bright as a star! Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon Looks to be bizarre in the extreme Things could improve if the steward opens the bar! Oh, it's a memory I'll want to keep Now I would like to go back to sleep Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon Wondering if things are what they seem Can you be sure? Do you ever know where you are? Mr. Astor please, your life-belt Mr. Guggenheim, please put it on now Captain's orders Ladies and gentlemen, wear your life-belts Mrs. Widener, if you would ma'am Mr. Thayer, we must insist now It's a mere formality There is no cause for concern We'll be on our way! A minor delay now A simple precaution A moment of rest We'll be on our way We hardly need stay now In a moment or two she'll be right again Traveling west See here, Mr. Etches, I demand to know exactly what's happening! The latest word, sir, seems to be that she's damaged one of the wing propellers And we could be delayed for an entire day, sir I don't like the way this sounds Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit We spent eighteen hundred pounds Not a bit, not a bit, not a little bit This is not the sort of a voyage we paid for! I demand to know what the ship is delayed for! Right now! How could this ever have come to pass? Christ! Look who's here! It's the second class! Everything is gorgeous in the Grand Salon! Stunningly appointed for the cream Thousands of bucks gets a trip deluxe without par! Dressed in you pyjamas (Mr. Astor please) In the Grand salon (your life-belt) Feels to be bizarre (Mr. Guggenheim, please) In the extreme (put it on now) How the lights burn (it's a mere formality) Every crystal bright (there is no cause for) As a star (concern) We'll be on our way! Strange and quite disorienting (we'll be on) Being here! (Our way!) Strange and a minor delay (quite disorienting being) Now! (Recently), awakened in a (a minor delay) here! A simple (saze!) (Now!) recently awakened in a precaution! (Every light is) a simple Burning (precaution) Daze! A moment of (with intensity!) every light is burning with Rest! (Everything) a moment of (intensity!) Surrounded by a haze! We'll be on our (rest!) We'll be on our Way! Strange and quite (we'll be on way!) Quite disorienting (our), we hardly (being here!) Way! (Strange and) Need (quite disorienting) Stay now (recently) we hardly (ebing here) Mr. Guggenheim, please Upstairs now Mrs. Widener, if you would, ma'am (wondering if things are what they seem) It's a mere formality (can you be sure?) There is no cause for concern (do you ever know where you are?) We'll be on our way! (We'll be on our way) A minor delay (a minor delay now) A simple precaution (a simple precaution) A moment of rest (a moment of rest) We'll be on our way! (We'll be on our way) A minor delay now Any minute now! Any minute, any minute Now, any minute! Any minute, any minute Now! We'll be on our way! We'll be on our way! We'll be on our way! Our way! Our way!