The Rain in Spain

Quit, Professor Higgins Quit, Professor Higgins Hear our plea, or payday we will quit Professor Higgins! 'A', not 'I', 'O', not 'Ow' Pounding, pounding in our brain 'A', not 'I', 'O', not 'Ow' Don't say 'Rine' say 'Rain' The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain What was that? The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain I think she's got it I think she's got it! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it! Now, once again Where does is rain? On the plain On the plain And where's that soggy plain? In Spain In Spain The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain Oh! In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire? Hurricanes hardly happen How kind of you to let me come Now, once again, where does it rain? On the plain On the plain And where's that's blasted plain In Spain In Spain The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain Olé!