Tales of a Cosmic Schmuck

I met a psychic in St. Louis And everything she said was fucking bullshit I was a man down on my luck And she exploited my misfortunes just to make a couple bucks Told me she could give me answers that would help me get unstuck But it's been 5 years and I'm still in this rut I was having a hard time living I was stuck in one place but the world kept spinning on Stuck in a rut again Prognosis negative I was having a hard time with having a hard time Searching for something to get me through the waves of my anxiety So is life worth living well i've got my fucking doubts 'Cause i've seen the future and it freaked me out Spend all of your money Give all your shit to charity 'Cause in this life there are no guarantees I met a barkeep in Barcelona And with every drink he poured he got me closer To feeling numb To feeling free And he kept pouring till I poured the guts right out of me So I get to drinking to alleviate my doubts I toss em back until it's lights out Give up the things that get you down Bury your burdens in the ground Forgive yourself for the things you can't control I can't afford The free will afforded to me I got buyers remorse On a life thats been gifted to me I'm scatter-brained I'm searching for certainty But in this life There's no guarantees Except the guarantee That one day you'll be dead