I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore

Poor girl, poor girl Downhearted and depressed And in a spin Poor boy, poor boy Oh youth can really do a fellow in How lovely to sit here in the shade With none of the woes of man and maid I'm glad i'm not young anymore The rivals that don't exist at all The feeling you're only two feet tall I'm glad that i'm not young anymore No more confusion No morning after surprise No self delusion That when you're telling those lies She isn't wise The tiny remark that tortures you The fear that your friends won't like her too I'm glad i'm not young anymore The longing to end your stale affair Until you find out he doesn't care I'm glad that i'm not young anymore No more frustration No star crossed lover am i No aggravation Just one reluctant reply Thank you Goodbye And even if love comes through the door The kind that goes on forevermore Forevermore is shorter than before Oh i'm so glad That i'm not young Anymore The fountain of youth is dull as paint Methuselah is my patron saint I've never been so comfortable before Oh i'm so glad That i'm not young Anymore