So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So round, so firm, so fully packed That's my gal So complete from front to back That's my pal Toasted by the sun And I'm a son of a gun If she don't make my five o'clock shadow Come around at one You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile Through the snow Just to see her toothbrush smile They mentioned on the radio If you don't think she's a lot of fun Just ask the man that owns one So round, so firm, so fully packed That's my gal So round, so firm, so fully packed That's for me She's just like a money back Guarantee Like a bar fly goes for a drink Like the Bobby Sox goes for Frank Just like Jesse James would go For money in the bank From head to foot she's perfect size She's a whiz Always wears a forty five Gun that is She's got the look that's so impressive She's got the pause that's so refreshing So round, so firm, so fully packed That's my gal She's done told me that I'm top hand Won't be long 'til she wears my brand So round, so firm, so fully packed That's my gal