Can't Find My Mind

I've got a black skin suit Alligator shoes Now I found success And I paid my dues Well everything is fine But I can't find my mind I've got a crystal ball And a divining rod Magnifying glass And a pack of dogs I looked up my sign But I can't find my mind I called the law Hired a private eye Turned in an APB With the FBI No matter what I do I still can't find a clue That's right I don't know what to think I've looked every place Where is the missing link? That was behind my face? There's only one thing to do