No Man's Mama

You may wonder what's the reason for this great big smile; Say I haven't been so happy for the longest while; Got a big load off my mind; Here's the paper, sealed and signed And the judge was nice and kind all through the trial; This ends the five year war. I am myself once more; I can go where I please; I can come when I please; I can flit, fly, and flutter like the birds in the trees because I'm no man's mama now. I can do what I like; I can say what I like; I'm a gal who is on the matrimonial strike because I'm no man's mama now. I'm screaming now I know how a fellow feels gettin' out of jail. I've got twin beds and I take pleasure in announcing one's for sale. Am I making it plain? I will never again drag around another ball and chain. Because I'm no man's mama now. I can smile. I can wink. I can go take a drink, and I don't have to worry what my hubby will think. Beacause I'm no man's mama now. Are you gettin' it yet? I can spend what I choose. I can play and sing the blues, and there's nobody messing with my ones and my twos. Because I'm no man's mama now. I tell ya there was a time I used to think that men were grand. No more I've gone and labeled my apartment no man's land. I got rid of my cat because the cat's name was Pat. Don't even have a mailbox in my flat. Because I'm no man's mama now. Am I makin' it plain? I will never again drag around another ball and chain. Because I'm no man's mama now.