... Johnny.
... ya,
...When was the first time you heard a naughty word.
First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
Be goreses says to granny, twas the chicken said it first.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
Then granny started cursing, but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife,
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.
So lets all sing along.
lets sing the chicken song.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
Quack quack quack quack, went the duck.
But the chicken still said fock.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck of
now this is chicken talk
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck
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