I found a girl in the gutter
Ugly and forced from screaming
She told me she was chasing another
And I told her that she was dreaming
I hosed her down 'til she was clean
She said that I missed the spot
I replied, "You are mean
I cleaned you from bottom to top"
Oh, gutter girl
You're my whole world
Oh, gutter girl
You make my feelings swirl
Oh, gutter girl
Your smell makes me hurl
I found a girl in the gutter
Ugly and forced from screaming
She told me she was chasing another
And I told her that she was dreaming
Oh, gutter girl
You're my whole world
Oh, gutter girl
You make my feelings swirl
Oh, gutter girl
Your smell makes me hurl
She's not a beauty queen
She's never clean
But she's so corny, makes me so horny
The best I've ever seen
Oh, gutter girl
You're my whole world
Oh, gutter girl
You make my feelings swirl
Oh, gutter girl
Your smell makes me hurl
