I Got a Cheese Log

My Christmas stocking's full of jellybeans Candy canes and a tambourine I got a magic kit, a top hat and a wand I got a baseball and a catcher's mitt An atomic watch that'll never quit Hey, man, what did you get? I got a cheese log I got a Lego set with a million blocks A fuzzy robot dog that barks I got an automatic fly catching frog I got a model plane with remote control A kit for making donut holes Hey, man, how did it go? I got a cheese log I didn't ask for everything and I've been good all year Washed the dishes and I even fed the dog Everybody I know got exactly what they wanted But I got a stinky cheese log I got a microscope and a dozen slides A skateboard that's a blast to ride A train set with mountains and a town I got a DVD and a VHS, some BVD's and a BMX I don't even know what that is but I got a cheese log Share your toys with all your friends The happiness of Christmas Eve Remember when it comes to cheese logs It's better to give than to receive