Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting pn the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said, "You free that brown eyed man You want your job, you better free that brown eyed man" Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother said, Baby, go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man Unlike your daddy A brown eyed handsome man" And way back in history, three thousand years Ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women sheding tear Over a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble A brown eyed handsome man Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She walkin' 40 miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination? A brown eyed handsome man Yeah, Milo the Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match To meet a brown eyed handsome man She often won herself a brown eyed handsome man Yeah, two, three to count Nobody on He hit a high fly into the stands 'Round the third he was heading for home It was a brown eyed handsome man He won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man Oh, what a game, it was a brown eyed handsome man He got the woman A brown eyed handsome man