Ooh all the men are all in hats
And the ladies are in dresses
Hmm, they all get up like that
Whatever they think, impresses
Here I am at the track, though it's usually depresses
I've got a new plan of attack
Though it's silly I'll confess
I'm gonna bet my last dollar on a racehorse named, Valerie
She don't go too fast, but she'll get there at last
That's all that matters to me
You should bet what you got on this racehorse named, Valerie
You won't win no cash, but you'll feel good
And that's to say that's really how it should be
So I bet it all on Valerie
The horse they call the worst
But the looks on their faces were priceless
When Valerie came in
Well she came in dead last but, winning isn't everything
I'm gonna bet my last Dollar on a racehorse named, Valerie
She dont go too fast, but she'll get there at last
And that's all that matters to me
You should bet what you've got on this racehorse named, Valerie
You won't win no cash, but you'll feel good
And that's to say that, that's really how it should be
Oh the track is taking record winnings
And they feel fine
But I feel better, I bet
Though I, haven't got a dime
And if you feel like I did, beaten down in blue
You shold bet it all on Valerie, see what this horse can do for you
Oh I'm gonna bet my last Dollar on a racehorse named, Valerie
She don't go too fast, but she'll get there at last
That's all that matters to me
You should bet what you got on this racehorse named, Valerie
You won't win no cash, but you'll feel good
And that's to say that's really how it should be
I'm gonna bet it all on Valerie
