Welcome to My Humble Home

How long do you think it took Before somebody came to look?! Never was like all the rest Wasn't too appealing People talked behind my back Even freaks... they have feelings! How long do you think it took Before they sent somebody To come and look for me? I waited for you here all alone I waited by the phone You know tha all that's left Is a bag of bones! Welcome to my humble home! Now did you come alone And would you like something to drink? I've been here for years alone Nobody ever phoned It's given me some time to think! I waited by the telephone For days and weeks and hours First my hair turned grey then white Now I'm pushing up the flowers! How long do you think it took Before they sent somebody To come and look for me? I waited for you here all alone I waited by the phone You know tha all that's left Is a bag of bones! Welcome to my humble home! Now did you come alone And would you like something to drink? I've been here for years alone Nobody ever phoned It's given me some time to think! Pity all the sober folks Who never drank and did not smoke They think they'll end up on a cloud AT LEAST IN HELL THE MUSIC'S LOUD Welcome to my humble home! Now did you come alone And would you like something to drink? I've been here for years alone Nobody ever phoned It's given me some time to think! Welcome to my home Welcome to my humble home! Welcome to my home Welcome to my humble home! Welcome to my home.