I had pork roast for dinner and three beers
Now I feel like a python who just swallowed a deer
But it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is supposed to be a song about skiing
But I'm not concerned, why should I be?
I've been on the radio, and I've been on TV
I've met my hero, and my hero met me
Things are 'bout as good as they're ever going to be
Still, it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is supposed to be a song about skiing
Well, I've been over the math a hundred times
Everything comes out right, and everything rhymes
Still, it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is supposed to be a song about skiing
