Revolution Rendezvous

Now I'm guessing you're a bit like me Fully paid up to the bourgeoisie Trying to avoid the rain Determined never to complain And looking for a signpost to The revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous Well, step this way, I'm a practised hand Very well-known to the High Command And a master of all that he surveys The champagne and the canapés Will always help to get you through The revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous We sometimes sample this Bordeaux When planning for the overthrow Of fascististical regimes And maybe, going to extremes The vintage Margaux, entre nous At the revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous You may find several volunteers Revolting, and with strange ideas Preferring their Courvoisier At any time throughout the day There's really every point of view At the revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous We do prefer to stay disguised Though still we must be recognised The secret is to squeeze the hand Whilst proffering the people's brand Of rum, we know as Malibu At the revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous Take my advice, it's kindly meant But keep to loitering with intent Pigs don't fly, but they can use drones And sometimes even mobile phones It's cheating, but what can you do? It's the revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous It speaks ill of the country's state They even try to infiltrate So should they mount a surprise attack A taxicab will take you back I'd keep it quiet if I was you About the revolution rendezvous The revolution rendezvous