New Phone, Who Dis? (Expiration Date)

Every friend I make has got an expiration date They'll either die or drift away And I'm not sure Which one hurts more Until they're dead And I wish they'd run to somewhere Making friends with someone who'll remember all their birthdays Never fails to send a card To keep in touch is hard So I make friends with no pretenses We'll drift apart, it's no offense Just didn't have the energy Someday you might hear from me But I won't call 'til I'm too alone And I'll get a stranger on the phone It's weird, they hear your voice the same When everything I know about you changed We act as though we spoke just yesterday Nothing's changed Same old story Brand-new day We end the call When we'll speak soon We both know the truth Is you're better off without me? You're better off without me You're all better off, better off You're all better off And I'm better off alone Better off without me I know you're better off without me I hope you're better off, better off Hope you're better off Better off alone Everyone I know will someday Suddenly outgrown me some way I'll be left alone to bide my time I'll be fine until I'm not And I'll make new friends We'll hang out every weekend We'll do our best to speak each day Until there's nothing left to say Life gets in the way So we drift away, it's no offense Because we shook hands with no pretense We just didn't have the energy Someday you might hear from me But I won't call 'til I'm too alone Or get a stranger on the phone I'll wonder when you changed your number Who's in touch is such a bummer, but I act as though I don't need Anyone or anything There's nothing friendship does for me, because I feel I'm still alone In company Something must be wrong with me So you're better off without me You're better off without me You're all better off, better off You're all better off And I'm better off alone Better off without me I know you're better off without me I hope you're better off, better off I hope you're better off I'm better off alone Every friend I make has got an expiration date They'll either die or drift away And I'm not sure Which one hurts more Until they're dead