Jungle

I once knew a girl, she was five foot two She was walking down the street with her brand-new boots Yeah, little Johnny saw her walking and he wanted them too Too bad, Johnny! You can't have 'em, 'cause they'll never fit you There was a boy who couldn't swim And he liked a girl he thought was too good for him So he watched her fall in love and she married a lass Too bad, baby, you can't have her, 'cause no man has Oh no, no one cares Life ain't always fair It's a jungle out there Life ain't always fair It's a jungle out there Found an alligator stuck in a lake With an appetite that no one could appreciate A camp of kids came rollin' in The lesson learned that day was how to sink or swim I once knew a lady who deserved a promotion Yeah, the smartest woman in the room, so devoted But her boss, he told her it would cost her body to get it So she shot in him six times and told him he could forget it Oh no, no one cares Life ain't always fair It's a jungle out there Life ain't always fair It's a jungle out there So sad, baby Don't it make you wanna cry about it? Life ain't always fair It's a jungle out there