99 Bottles

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all Counting the clock, the clock keeps tickin' That 9 to 5 I gotta fuckin' work for a living The same routine, the same chair I sit in The same routine starts to feel like prison I'm just another slave of your everyday (fuck that) I love my job so much, I should probably quit Fuck my bosses, cheatin' wife, and his ugly kids All work, no play, that's no way to live No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya Fuck you, have a nice day All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox Smokes and a few shots 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall Last call, last call, last call Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got? C'mon, what you got? One or two brews and I feel all right Two or three brews enjoy the ride Three or four more woudn't let me drive 'Cause I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried See I try to get mine, no time to act grownup See I try to go nuts like cops do for doughnuts See I bought that hot girl, a vodka, and soda Walk up to the bartender, this is a holdup No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya Fuck you, have a nice day All I need is a cold brew and a jukebox Smokes and a few shots 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall Last call, last call, last call People say I got a drinking problem But let's make one thing perfectly clear I got no problem with drinking Are you with me? Are you fucking with me? Let's go Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got? C'mon, what you got? (99 bottles of beer on the wall) (99 bottles of beer) (99 bottles of beer on the wall) (99 bottles of beer) 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall By the end of the night, I'ma drink 'em all 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer 99 bottles of beer on the wall Last call, last call, last call Oh yeah, c'mon, what you got? C'mon, what you got? What you got? What you got? 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer (Get the fuck out of my wall) (Fucker, get out)