Not This Pig

I remember when you spoke with gravitas, with care and eloquence It's so embarrassing to hear you now It's so embarrassing to hear you now Once an undiscovered star You're just another clown crammed in a tiny car It's so embarrassing to see you now It's so embarrassing to see you now How weird to think we once believed a rib might cleave And grow into you and me Your pigeon lighted on my limb as I was grieving and read me poetry All the best, old friend You'll never lead this pig to market with a pen It's so embarrassing to see you now It's so embarrassing to see you now It's so embarrassing to see you now It's so embarrassing to see you now It's so embarrassing It's so embarrassing It's so embarrassing It's so embarrassing