Beer, Weed, Cooches

Friday night, friends at the bar Outside, hotboxed in the car Heard the band, steel guitar So, we followed our way to the song Inside, group of hot girls Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel Band's swinging, take her for a twirl So we danced all night to the song Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music and all night long Stoned, drunk, fucked up I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long Took a break, headed outside Pass the joint, girls got high My squirrel, blaze in her eyes So, I knew that it wouldn't be long Making out, got a big bone Feeling good, gonna get blown Then the band started playing George Jones So, we went back in to hear the song Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music and all night long Stoned, drunk, fucked up I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long Last call and we had a good buzz Grabbed some beer and the girls with us Drove back, copped her in the fuzz With the radio playin' that song for us Back home, stereo's up Sturgill's singin' a song about drugs Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff So, we listened real close to the song Me and her, bedroom time Through the wall, still stood time Ol' dick sucked, I like her kind So, we smoked and fucked to the song Beer, weed, cooches And honky tonk music and all night long Stoned, drunk, fucked up I'm gettin' my dick sucked and all night long And all night long