Redneck Shit

American by birth and southern by the grace of god Means that everything I do, I do it right New York and California, you can go and have your fun But down here I got a list of what I like Eating tater tots and pussy Sucking mountain dew and tits Kicked my grandpa in his nut sack Then I suck my bosses dick Fucked my cousin in her asshole Before I finish on her tits Then I shoot my neighbors cat I love that redneck shit You can make your jokes at us and giggle you all you want But my friends and me man we don't give a lick If you can read this, then the bitch fell off Thats a sticker on a bike sure But its also a tattoo inked on my dick Takin pictures of my mama while she's trying to take a shit Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and laugh when they get hit Pull my pecker out in Walmart then I pop my sister's zit Jackin off my neighbor's dog I love that redneck shit People think we're crazy man they think we're all insane take a visit and I swear you'll never leave You can stay at grandma's house She'll cook you up some country ham And after dinner you can nibble on her beave Meet a biddy at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit Shoved a dildo up my asshole Just to see if it could fit Buy a bunch of nudie magazines The ones that show the clit then I tug my brothers butt I love that redneck shit Redneck shit