Road Trippin’ Blues

Wanted a family vacation Just to get out of town Had it all planned Packed up the van Ended up in a ditch somehow We got the blues, baby Them road trippin' blues Bad, bad news These seats smell weird The baby is crying She's probably mad that we left her behind Road, road, trippin' blues La-la-la AC broke in Vanzilla The windows won't roll down The bean chips of doom They spread noxious fumes Can't breathe! I think mom passed out We got the blues, baby Then road trippin' blues Bad, bad news The dog ran off The baby's still crying At least we didn't forget her this time Road, road trippin' blues La-la-la It was one big family throw up From the egg salad gone wrong That's how all of us wound up Broke on stage singing this song Broke on stage singing this song Road, road trippin' blues, yeah!