Welcome to this Western town
There's more to see if you're looking down
Just beneath the surface while you wait
Beneath that land so serene
Is a Wild West seldom seen
Where prairie dogs in numbers congregate
Just step right up to the old dirt mound
And hop on down to the underground
A tunnel's-length away is where we're set
It's a visit you're not likely to forget Six feet under
It's a world of wonder
We don't mean Boot Hill where the cowboys rest
Down here ain't no steer or horse
Just us prairie dogs, of course
We're the best durned town in all the West!
There's a one-room school and a big hotel
An undertaker and a wishing well
A general store that's right there on the street
So drop on down to our new town hall
There might be a wedding or even a brawl!
Our hospitality just can't be beat
Up above we take care
We're gonna hide if we see you stare
Down here we whoop it up to beat the band
There's music here and fun and vittles
Where youngs and olds and bigs and litties
Do the best durned line dance in the land
Let's slow this down We're getting ahead
Up above where the light is shed
There's a cat and a mouse who always make us smile
So attend this tale as we wait below
We know you'll enjoy this great big show
Sit back, honey, kick off your boots and stay awhile
Six feet under It's a world of wonder
We don't mean Boot Hill where the cowboys rest
Down here ain't no steer or horse
Just us prairie dogs, of course
We're the best durned town in all the West Way down yonder
On any scale it's a whale of a tale
Don't take no time to ponder
On any scale it's a whale of a tale
Don't take no time to ponder
Bet your dollar It's a hoot and a holler
We're the best durned town in all the West
We're the best, in the West
We best begin so let's dig in
