Have a shrimp
Try a crab
Eat some fish
Hey hey
After that
You can fart
All night and day
Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet
You can smell it all from miles away
Try the oyster
Or the calamari rings
It'll be hard to keep in once your belly sings
But you can let it go
In a single blow
Seafood farts
Trust me you'll know
Have a shrimp
Try a crab
Eat some fish
Hey hey
After that
You can fart all night and day
Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet
You can smell it all from miles away
Maybe some octopus will stay inside
But I doubt you'll hold it in all night
Just let it out
Don't fuss about
Even though it smells
Just like trout
Have a shrimp
Try a crab
Eat some fish
Hey hey
After that
You can fart all night and day
Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet
You can smell it all from miles away
