I'm Not Too Old

I'm too old to be told what to say I'm used to having things my own way But when she starts a purrin' like a cat Well I'm not too old to care about that Too long in the tooth to be a hangin' around While she's lookin' at the merchandise all over town But when she starts a purrin' like a cat Well I'm not too old to care about that Run for your life while you can Stop! You're acting like a younger man The options are lonely and free Or a lifetime of happiness and misery Said I'm not too old- no I'm not too old- I'm not too old... to care about that! I wanna laugh with my Buddies and watch the big game 'Course she's invited -baby please dont complain Gotta lay down the law, lay it down quick You aint gonna teach this ol' dog a new trick But then she start to purrin' like a cat She says come on over it's your turn to bat She closes the door and lays me down flat I'm not too old to care about that Run for your life while you can Stop! You're acting like a younger man The options are lonely and free Or a lifetime of happiness and misery Said I'm not too old- no I'm not too old- I'm not too old... to care about that!