Cor it's snowing
It must be Christmas
Snow white and the dwarves they went to a ball
Thay all ended up feeling happy
Happy didn't mind at all
Red riding hood went to Grans house
With her little bag
But all she found when she got there
Was a wolf in drag
Out here in Dread land
They say Santa is queer
Cause he only comes down the chimney
And that is once a year
Oye get that sleigh off my roof
Rudolph reindeers nose is so cold and numb
But another deers behind him
It's stuck up Rudolphs bum
Whaaar
I'll tell ya another thing
If one of them deers poop up there you'll clean it up
Oh Christ I forgot deers could fly
Ho ho ho good shot Rudolph
Merry Christmas friend
I'll give you merry Christmas
What a way to spend it aay
No beer, no birds
Still anyway I hope all you people out
Here are having a better Christmas than me
Sincerely Merry Christmas and a happy new year
God bless you all
Bye
