This bloody town's a bloody cuss
No bloody trains, no bloody bus
And no one cares for bloody us
Bloody Bloody Orkney
The bloody roads are bloody bad
The bloody folk are bloody mad
They'd make the brightest bloody sad
Bloody Bloody Orkney
All bloody clouds, and bloody rains
No bloody curbs, no bloody drains
The Council's got no bloody brains
Bloody Bloody Orkney
Eveything's so bloody dear
A bloody bob for bloody beer
And is it good? No bloody fear
Bloody Bloody Orkney
The bloody films are bloody old
The bloody seats are bloody cold
You can't get in for bloody gold
Bloody Bloody Orkney
The bloody dances make you smile
The bloody band is bloody vile
It only cramps your bloody style
Bloody Bloody Orkney
No bloody sport, no bloody games
No bloody fun; the bloody dames
Won't even give their bloody names
Bloody Bloody Orkney
Best bloody place is bloody bed
With bloody blanket over your head
Be better when you're be bloody dead
Bloody Bloody Orkney
