Home Alone

I picked up a gift card at Walmart so I would have something to bring Truth is I would rather watch Hallmark and that's saying a lot knowing me But my schedule was clear I said I'd be here so I guess I don't have a good reason to not knock Stuff my fingers in the pockets of my tight jeans I'm convinced besides the eggnog no one likes me I'd prefer that we do something less exciting I get no faint buzz Peppermint taste buds Talk to strangers 'til I hate the sound of my voice There's a guy who keeps on handing people Altoids Don't know how much longer I can take the loud noise This party's great, but I'd be okay home alone I'm picking out words from the chatter I didn't know Ava's with Jon I'm stuck with the celery platter The chocolate chip cookies are gone So I escaped on my phone With the bathroom door closed but I should've known someone would come by and knock Stuff my fingers in the pockets of my tight jeans I'm convinced besides the eggnog no one likes me I'd prefer that we do something less exciting I get no faint buzz Peppermint taste buds Talk to strangers 'til I hate the sound of my voice There's a guy who keeps on handing people Altoids Don't know how much longer I can take the loud noise This party's great, but I'd be okay home alone Honestly, it's been too long Since we've been in the same room So even tho this isn't on the list of things I'm used to I'll raise a glass to free food Merry Christmas, everything is sweet and shiny It's getting late and dying down, perfect timing I'm glad I came I needed something for my psyche Rudolph the reindeer It's been a lame year Talk to strangers now I think I'm losing my voice The left pocket of my jacket's full of Altoids Think I'm ready for a break from all the loud noise This has been great, but I'll be okay home alone This has been great, but I'll be okay home alone