My Own Private God's Gift To Women

Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat? Would you like to grab my thighs? Yes, I have got nice tits They are the perfect grab-me size I'm just a nice girl Thought I had everything Until you flashed me And I saw what I've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some slimeball like you to come along I am so desperate I'll do you and your mom I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline When I think about what I've been given, oh My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women Yeah, yeah I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue I was just thinking that it'd really make my day If he offered me a place to stay with pay I'm just a nice girl Thought I had everything Until you flashed me And I saw what I've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some sketcher like you to come along I am so desperate I'll do you on the front lawn I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline When I think about what I've been given, oh My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women Yeah, yeah I was just thinking that it'd be really cool If I got hit upside the head with a manly tool That way he could have nothing left to say And have his way with me all day 'Cause I'm just a nice girl Thought I had everything Until you flashed me And I saw what I've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some motherfucker like you to come along I am so desperate I'm writing you this song And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you I get a kinda tiny little boost of adrenaline When I think about what I've been given, oh My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women My own private God's gift to women