Mairzy Doats

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon Some call it pretty, others call it crazy But they all sing this tune: Mairzy doats and dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? If the words sound queer And funny to your ear, A little bit jumbled and jivey Sing "Mares eat oats And does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy" Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?