The Ballad of Steve

Let me tell a little story about a flight attendant who now stands in court as a lone defendant After twenty long years in a job that tough he decided one day that he had had enough Steve had to leave Steve had to leave The plane touched down in Philidelphia when a lady didn't do what Steve had told her She stood up to get her bags while the plane was still moving Steve marched down the aisle with dissaproving Steve was polite But he knew he was right Oh Steve always did the best he could He knew that when he finally left he had to make it good So Steve had an awesome exit plan Cause Steve is a fucking man Steve was a broke Steve had to go The old woman didn't listen to what Steve had said yea she pulled down her baggage and hit him in the head So he went up to the front and he got onto the mic and he spoke to all the passengers and he called her on her shit Steve spoke the truth With a cuss word or two Steve pulled on a lever and down fell the chute Then he went to the drink store and he grabbed a beer or two And just before he jumped onto the plane he turned and yelled "Goodnight all you fuckers I'm gonna see you all in hell" And Steve was a broke Steve had to go Steve always did the best he could He knew that when he finally left he had to make it good Steve had an awesome exit plan Steve is a fucking man Steve is a fucking man