Top Songs By Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cast
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cast
Performer
Emma Caulfield
Vocals
Nicholas Brendon
Vocals
Orchestra
Orchestra
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Joss Whedon
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Christophe Beck
Producer
Jesse Tobias
Producer
Lyrics
This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is, I'll never tell
She is the one, she's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight embrace, tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that, no, I'll never tell
'Cause there's nothing to tell
He snores, she wheezes, say housework and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
I talk, he breezes, she doesn't know what please is
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy, but it's all very well
'Cause God knows I'll never tell
When things get rough, he just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he's gettin' huffy 'cause he knows that I know
She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy
She never - his eyes are beady, this is my verse, hello?
She - Look at me, I'm dancin' crazy
You know, you're quite the charmer, my knight in armour
You're the cutest of the scoobies with your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple tight embrace
He's swell, she's sweller, he'll always be my feller
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale, there's wedding then betrayal
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy? Am I dreamin'? Am I marrying a demon?
We could really raise the beam in makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothin' to see, move it along
I'll never tell
Writer(s): Joss Hill Whedon
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