We F**k the Earth

What up mane It's your boy Rucka I'm just a regular guy A black guy, in pacific I just wanna to say On behalf of the human species This world is fucked up Hunger Disease Poison plants and snakes and lions It's too hot then it's too cold But you know how we do We fuck the Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth To build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth To charge our phone Hi I'm a baboon I can't make plans I survive by chance And I fling my poo Ay I'm a retard (yay) I can't tie my shoe I rely on you To keep me alive (I got mail, yay) I'm a child, bro I just found out I exist (woah, look mom) I'm more logical than An orangutan By the time I'm six (where's my dad?) I'm an average intelligence adult with all Of the past generations' advance inventions I live real cheap and enjoy the weekends Playing X-Box We fuck the Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth To build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth To charge our phone We fuck the Earth I'm primitive man Respecting nature My life sucks and is full of danger I'm an ancient Egyptian out of breath Building a triangular tribute to death I'm a feudal serf Living close to the earth Me wife is me cousin And I own one shirt I'm a trustafarian hippy fuck I don't believe in technology I sleep in my truck I'm a triceratops, couldn't stop a meteor from killin' all my niggas But the media will treat us Like we're just the same as you, helpless against the elements You'da bombed the meteor to bits in several minutes, bitch I'm Ancient Chinese With no logic or reason I must focus inward and try to make the voices stop screaming While we starve in India Our cows live like a king This "Back to nature" talk Sounds lot like Germany Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth To build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth To charge our phone We fuck the Earth I'm a man Slow and weak I can't fight But my conceptual-formation ability's on fleek Still I don't know shit I gotta learn stuff from observation And tie it all together It's called integration Abstract from the concretes And form a concept It helps me to organize And store them shits And if reason's my method to live by the facts Then I gotta be free then to think and to act For myself To build and to sell And exploit this whole piece of shit planet 'Til it's not an uninhabitable hell And then some punk always warns 'bout Armageddon Tellin' me I'm hurtin' the unborn or the dead Or a fuckin' blade of grass or a snail Or I punched a fuckin' hole in the sky And we're all gonna die, 2012 But this time it's real It's science Government-approved studies show We'll die in 12 years If you don't let us borrow your rights For a while Pay your fair share We wouldn't lie Here, take my property And send me to the chamber All so Lil Dicky could play park ranger Yo needle dick, fuck your song and fuck you You neurotic little capo curly-haired hook nose Did you know the environment today Is cleaner and safer than ever before? Safe for whom? For human beings, you dumb fuckin' ginger But what about climate change? Climate change is pretty fuckin' manageable But if you think it'll be catastrophic Let's free people economically and let Them control their own fuckin' property And privatize the field of science Advocating for the government to regulate people is something that Nihilistic envious self-loathing Dendrophiliac dago wops like Lil Dicky advocate for But I read on the Internet Oh, the internet is gay, Tommy These are not smart people That's right, Osama Environmentalism is just a fuckin' religion Well, minus the Christmas presents, that is