There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Here was for your torment
Make it full of starve
And he won't be contented
Until he takes your life
There was... THE CROOKED MAN!
There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
There was... THE CROOKED MAN!
CROOKED MAN!
