You Want History

Yesterday you lay awake on your bed And worked out you'd done everything that you said That you'd do before you got to this age The lord of the bored and a slave to the beige It's a mystery It's a mystery You want some history It's a mystery So last night you got up and out of this room The ceiling is peeling and covered in gloom But jaguar shoes is a place you can stare Procession of lessons in what not to wear It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh) It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh, oh) You want history (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh) It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh, oh) Today as you shake off the drunken debris (hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey) All that is left is the vague memory (hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, hey, hey) Of down in the grout of a night on the tiles (hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey) It's hard to remember but totally worthwhile (hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey, hey!) It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh) It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh, oh) You want some history (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh) It's a mystery (hey-hey-hey, oh, oh, oh) It's a waste of money, you have to admit If it's a waste of money, you have to have it It's a waste of brains, but hard to resist If you wanted mystery you've blown it It's a waste of money, you have to admit If it's a waste of money, you have to have it It's a waste of brain cells, hard to resist If you wanted history you missed it If the girls start moving, the boys will start moving If the girls start moving, the boys will join in If the girls start moving, the boys will start moving If the girls start moving, the boys will join in If the girls start moving, the boys will start moving If the girls start moving, the boys will join in If the girls start moving, the boys will start moving If the girls start moving, the boys will join in Oh oh oh, oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh, oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh, oh oh-oh oh Oh oh oh, oh oh-oh oh