Fatty Wants to Dance

fatty wants to dance i'm getting ready squeezing shampoo i'm sick and tired of staying inside with nothing really fun to do so i queue up at the door the club is pumping tight the bouncers take one look at me and laugh and say "well you ain't dancing tonight" fatty wants to dance but he can't fit his ass into those pants i want to shake it in exotic places i want private jets flying into charles de gaulle and limos to the champs-elysees i want to tear it off start revolution dance so hard that i change the earth's course shake up history