Chocolate

I fell in a vat of chocolate I fell in a vat of chocolate What'd you do when you fell in the chocolate? Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day Well, I fell in a vat of chocolate I just fell in a vat of chocolate... Wait a minute, wait a minute You just said you fell in the vat of chocolate I know, I just fell right in this vat of chocolate I know, and I asked you a question I said, "What did you do when you fell in the chocolate?" I swam a lot, there's uh There's uh thirty-foot vat It was just full of chocolate Thirty foot across? No, deep, was thirty feet deep Full of chocolate And I fell right into it And I, I uh Well what'd ya, what happened? What did you do after you fell in? Well, I uh, ... I even hate to think about it because it was, uh it was a No, I'm serious Terrible experience What did you do? What did you do to get out? I was just uh walkin' down this, uh Down by my house there, and there's uh There was this, uh, vat of chocolate over ... No, no, what did you do? There had to First of all, There had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate Well, I, uh, used to kind of balance on that rail I used to walk on that rail And someone evidently put something slippery on there 'Cause I fell right in there Okay, then what happened, Tom? What did you do after you fell? Did... Well, I, I ... yelled "fire," uh I yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate I yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate Tom, why'd you yell "fire" when you fell into the chocolate? Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day Well... Now I want you to think about it, Tom It must have been a very traumatic experience Oh, it's just a horrible experience I had chocolate all over me I was swimming around like that, yelling "fire" Well, what possessed you to yell "fire" When you fell into this vat of liquid chocolate? Well, I There was no fire You were in the chocolate and you yelled "fire" That's pretty, uh, ridiculous if you ask me It certainly is, uh, when I ... I just yelled "fire" when I fell into the chocolate No, Tom, why'd you yell "fire" when you fell into the chocolate? Well, I yelled "fire" because no one Would save me if I yelled, "CHOCOLATE!" Haha, no one would save me if I yelled, "chocolate," haha Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day-ay-ay