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Let's see here, uh, (301) 776 43-- This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ Thank you for calling Rattpack Industries... Yes, hello... Where we don't fuck with anybody (Fuck) Somebody will be with you momentarily Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, the fuck, bro? Current wait time is 1 minute Fuck man, these motherfuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in here, Jesus While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors You know, it's crazy 'cause it's two types of motherfuckers It's one motherfucker talking about "Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so low key" Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week First fucking week Then it's other motherfuckers talking about "Oh Logic's blowing up, he getting so big now" "I don't want him to blow up on me" "Oh Logic's changing" 'Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape We're gonna be bumping this shit the whole summer, the fuck? Current wait time, is 36 minutes 36 minutes!? It was just a min-, it was just one minute What the fuck!? And do y'all not listen to lyrics? He's makin' a whole other concept album That's fucking insane This man dropped a project every year, for six years I mean, I'm not complainin' or no but Current wait time is 1 hour 40 minutes What? One hou-? What? What the f-? This, this is, this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service of all time, you can just... This man made a No. 1 album (What?) Made a mixtape after (My God) And then he's making another concept album (This is fuckin' bullshit) Like his first shit didn't already go No. 1 (Nobody cares) This motherfuckers' on a roll (Nobody cares) This motherfuckers like butter, he's on a roll, motherfucker Current wait time (Okay God, thank God) is 16 hours What the f-? What? WHAT THE FUCK!? And it's peace, love and positivity Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face Like, this motherfucker actually loves his fans You name it: Youtube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's This motherfucker does it all You name it, he does it, the fuck? What fuckin' rapper does that? Current wait time (okay) is... Go, fuck yourself G-Go fuck And this motherfucker could solve (WHAT?) seven rubix cubes in a minute? (Nobody) Who the fuck do you know can do that? (This is ridiculous) No one is available at this time WHAT!? I'm gonna let this motherfucker have it!! Please leave a message after the tone... Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how's it goin'? My name's Mar- Ric- Uhh, my name's Randy Mardoff Definitely, uh, never spoken before I was just calling to say, uh I just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of suc- lots of suc- lots of success and uhm Maybe sometime we can have some lunch, uh, I don't know if this is a direct line to you But yeah, once again this is, uhm, uhm Randy Mardoff Never spoken before You can call me back, at any time M-kay Bye bye Oh shit... Fuck... I didn't leave my number I gotta fuckin' call back and deal with this shit again