I fight demons and monsters
But this one scared me right out my wits
Evil haunted-ass chocolate
Made my mom and my watcher kiss
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B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah
This is disturbing and I'm very upset
I may never recover
Oh god
Here come Principal Snyder
Even worse when he's seventeen
Though we didn't invite him
He's hopping into the geek machine
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B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah
Okay Buffy: focus, focus, focus
You've got a lot of therapy in your future, but that's not the issue
Right now, you've gotta defeat some evil
Ethan is back in town
Chaos is "Rayne"-ing down
And I think Giles is wearing eyeliner
Heeeeeeelp
Demon snake in the basement
Eating babies like cocoa puffs
Jesus Christ oh my god mom
Why the hell did you have handcuffs
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B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah
