Step right up and stand in line
If you'd like to see beauty and power collide
Oh my, look at Tiger's stripes
Just look into Bear's eyes
Look at those eyes and stripes
All captured live and uncensored
Whatcha think's on tiger's mind
D'you think bear'll snap his spine
Oh my, look at Tiger's stripes
Just gaze into Bear's eyes
Look at those eyes and stripes
You never know what could happen
Don't say you weren't warned
It would be a fight until the death
So who's ready
You ready or not
For Tiger vs. Bear
Now it's almost time
For the show, as advertised
Dim the lights
Don't look the other way
Release Tiger from his cage
Release Bear from his cage
Remember: This is uncensored
All right
Direct your attention towards the stage
The fight is finally underway
Oh my, Bear's tearing Tiger's stripes
Tiger's clawing Bear's eyes
I think they both just died
I never thought that would happen
Don't say you weren't warned
It would be a fight until the death
Who's ready
You ready, or not
For Tiger vs. Bear
From the day you were born
It'll be a fight until the death
No refunds
Sorry, it's over
We hope you come back
(Next week we'll have a lion versus a gorilla!)
