Woman Is a Man's Best Friend

(A woman is a man's best friend) (A woman is a man's best friend) Some like dogs and cats And some like little white rats And some people just can't say But I tell what I'd do If you want me to I'd take all the woman away Because I said it before And I'll say it again A woman is a man's best friend, oh yeah A woman is a man's best friend You can teach your dog To do many things But a woman you'll never replace Because how would you like To wake up in the morning And look a dog in the face Oh well I said it before And I'll say it again A woman is a man's best friend, what I say now A woman is a man's best friend Don't get me wrong I mean no harm But it's something you just can't see I tell what I do If it's alright with you You take the animals, leave the women to me Marylin' Monroe, ain't she somethin' though I'll bet there's not a guy around Oh but there's? Unless? Oh well I said it before And I'll say it again A woman is a man's best friend, who's your friend, now A woman is a man's best friend, 'til the end now A woman is a man's best friend, yeah, say it again, tonight A woman is a man's best friend, I'll catch ya nice A woman is a man's best friend, give me a woman, any old time