Rio Grande Blood

And now, a message from the President of the United States – George W. Bush I've adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics And I'm a dangerous, dangerous man With dangerous, dangerous weapons I want to drain the coal resources in America And foreign sources of crude oil I'm a weapon of mass destruction And I'm a brutal dictator And I'm evil I've got something that I must confess I make a profit off people oppressed I take the money 'til there's nothing left And all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay" Rio Grande Blood I want money I want your money I want crude oil It's the government's money I'm an asshole I can't remember the world such a mess Not for the companies I like the best Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest And all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay" Rio Grande Blood I want money I want your money I want crude oil It's the government's money We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil (Halliburton) We went to war because of money (Halliburton) We will settle for nothing less than victory (Halliburton) We will settle for nothing less than crude oil Squeezing the working class whom I detest Taxing the poor so the rich can invest I know I'm an asshole but aren't you impressed And all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay" Rio Grande Blood Rio Grande Blood I want crude oil Rio Grande Blood I want money Rio Grande Blood