Off To Massachusetts

Beth: If you say 'Come with me off to Massachusetts' Then to Massachusetts we will go We will buy dishes there Maybe even two sets Buy the finest china Then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes... Mr. Laurence: Well? Go on! Beth: We will build model boats off in Massachusetts There in Massachusetts by the bay Put them together and wait until the glue sets... Mr. Laurence: What's the matter now? Beth: I don't remember the rest, sir. Mr. Laurence: While we wait, we'll polka for the folk along the parapets! Beth: Off Mr. Laurence: To Massachusetts Beth: Yes, we're off Mr. Laurence: To where the shops are sweet BOTH: We will play minuets off in Massachusetts Boston, Massachusetts, Beacon Street Beth: If you say 'Come with me' Then to Massachusetts we will go We will buy dishes there Mr. Laurence: If you say come with me off to Massachusetts Then to Massachusetts we will go We will buy dishes there Maybe even two sets BOTH: Buy the finest china then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes Beth: Off Mr. Laurence: Yes we're off BOTH: To Massachusetts Yes we're off (Yes, we're off) To where the shops are sweet We will have no regrets off in Massachusetts Mr. Laurence: Boston, Massachusetts we B: Boston, Massachusetts we BOTH: Boston, Massachusetts we repeat!