Awesome!

Monster trucks are fucking awesome Running shit over, that's fuckin' awesome! Mowing the lawn, that isn't awesome! Monster trucks that mow the lawn, Now THAT'D be awesome All that shit that's fuckin' awesome, Give it to me, give it to me All that shit that isn't awesome, you can keep it! Blow-jobs are fucking awesome! Bubble wrap is sort of awesome! Staplers, I guess they're awesome... (Yeah, they can be awesome, right?) Clipping shit together, that's productive! All that shit that's fuckin' awesome, Give it to me, give it to me All that shit that's sort of awesome, I'm indifferent Trampolines, direct deposit, fighter jets, and nachos All AWESOME. AWESOME. Acid rain and moldy cheese And waiting in line at the DMV All NOT AWESOME. NOT AWESOME. Frozen pizza, Styrofoam, and clothes hangers And soap, I could take it or leave it Awesome things are awesome And the things that aren't, are not And that's the way of the land That's just the way the world is, man Burning alive is NOT awesome But waking up to a puppy That's CUTE and awesome! Finding a dollar, that's pretty awesome! Supplemental income YEAH Now we're talking! WINDFALL! I can't wait to spend my dollar... What should I get? What should I get? 99 cent store, menu cheeseburger All that stuff, that's fucking awesome GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME I'm totally serious I'm not asking but I'm demanding GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME How'd you like it if I strapped you down And pulled your fingernails out? GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME All you gotta do to end the pain Is give me awesome stuff so GIVE IT TO ME (please!) GIVE IT TO ME (I don't have any stuff) Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie ...Thanks