More Than Survive

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! I'm waitin' for my porno to load My brain is gonna freakin' explode And now, of course, it's time to hit the road Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day But that really isn't such a change If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange My life would be in utter disarray 'Cause freakin' out is my ok Good morning, time to start the day C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! Now, should I take a bus or walk instead? I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread When I get nervous my whole face goes red Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still A junior on the bus is killer weak But if I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak Ugh God, I wish I had the skill To just be fine and cool and chill I don't wanna be a hero Just wanna stay in the line I'll never be your Rob De Niro For me, Joe Pesci is fine And so, I follow my own rules And I use them as my tools To stay alive I don't wanna be special, no, no I just wanna survive! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! So, Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake: I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately... That is so awesome! Brooke! I mean slutty! And then Madeline was all like- I'm telling the story, Jenna! Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on that... Eww! Yo, don't touch me, tall ass! Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my- Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline? Oh man, I shouldn't say... but it's a good thing I rock at pool. I navigate the dangerous hall Focus on a poster there on the wall Avoiding any eye contact at all And trying hard to remain unseen The poster's closer now, what does it say? It's a sign up for the after school play ...it's a sign up sheet for getting called "gay" And that's not what I need right now end scene I hang a left and there's: Christine Christine Christine Christine Canigula Christine Did you say something? Well that was smooth Yeah that was super pimp My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp! No time to wallow, no instead Just clear your brain and move ahead Except that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies! I don't wanna be a baller! Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any smaller They would be totally gone! If I continue at this rate The only thing I'll ever date Is my MacBook Pro hard drive I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no I just wanna survive! Michael! Jeremy, my buddy, How's it hanging? Lunch is bangin' Had my sushi, got my slushy and more! The roll was megi-maki and I'm feelin' kinda cocky 'Cos the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour! You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you? Ohhhh I'm listenin' to Marley And the groove is soundin' gnarly And we're almost at the end of this song! Yeah, that was the end, now tell me friend: How was class? You look like ass, what's wrong? I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel That's progress! I tore it up and flushed it. Ugh It's still progress. It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving! That's... good? Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology You don't have to be strong to survive! Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha! So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be- Signing up for the play! I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh- No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play! Christine Christine Christine Christine Conigula Christine Christine Christine... Christine Conigula Christine Conigula I feel my body movin' through the air See my converse walkin' over there Take a shaky breath and I prepare Who cares if people think I'm lame? Christine signed, I'll do the same! I grab the pen, I write my name Gay! Hahahahaha! Ahh, I like gay people I'm never gonna be the cool guy I'm more the one who's left out Of all the characters at school I am not the one who the story's about Why can't someone just help me out? And teach me how to thrive Help me do more than survive! Nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... More than survive... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah... More than survive! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! If this was an apocalypse I would not need any tips In how to stay alive But since the Zombie army's yet to decend And the period is going to end I'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon, Go, go! Survive! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon, Go, go! Survive! C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon Go, go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go... Go!