Behind the Red Door

Enter Miss Arden's temple to beauty Serving your every need is our duty May you enjoy the full day you have in store Behind the Red Door! Kindly remove your coats, hats and daywear Put on the gowns all guests of Miss A wear Slippers with non-skid soles for the sauna floor Behind the Red Door! First: An icy facial massage With famous Ardenia Tonic For your rosacea chronic! Might we suggest a grapefruit colonic! Breathe a perfume of fresh floral splendor Soft light to soothe the feminine gender Rose petal pink with Louis Couture's decor Don't you deserve a day to be pampered? Lay back, relax, unhurried, unhampered Nanny and cook will handle the kids while you're Behind the Red Door! Choose your activities, ladies! Oh dear, oh dear- what shall I do first? I'll try them all! Dine on glassé of cucumber glacial What you don't eat we'll use for a facial Vogue Magazine declares the cuisine top drawer! Behind the Red Door! Say that your fanny raises an issue Smooth off that excess adipose tissue! That's what the rolling gluteal press is for Behind the Red Door! Yes! She is? On her way? Now? She's coming She's coming Look busy No slumming She's rounding the corner of East 63rd! She's driving past Tiffany's window, I heard! Dust off her portrait, and swiftly, dear You know how she judges See to those unsightly smudges She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. She's here! A tad too heavy on the lipstick, dear. Behind the Red Door! Ardena skin tonic for that unfortunate eczema. Lizzie, we have to talk. Not now, Mr. Lewis. Have they had their Vienna Youth Mask? My exclusive Vienna Youth Mask? Not yet, Ms. Arden. Well, what are you waiting for? American Beauty Roses each of you, and who am I? Well, your devoted gardener of course! Them up to the electrodes, pip pip! Certain reporters seeking the truth ask: Can it be real? Your Vienna Youth Mask? I am the proof that time isn't keeping score Behind the red door Hooked up to wires, as harnesses wrap you Six hundred volts of energy zap you Dead dormant skin cells now are a living spore Behind the Red Door! Name a famous Hollywood face My Skin Food L'Orangé restarted Wallace and Edward hoard it How much? Don't ask, or you can't afford it Classic Venitian Cremé Amaretto Take home a ten-ounce jar, and you'll get a Sample of my new fragrance of love: L'Amor Remember! Since Adam's fall from grace in the garden All thanks to Moi! Elizabeth Arden! Heaven on Earth is open from nine to four Monday through Friday Behind the Red Door Refresh, replenish, renew! Behind the Red Door Until tomorrow, adieu! Behind the Red Door!