Sam the true hero of lord of the rings!
While frodo just stood there and did nothing!
Sam caught the food and cooked the fish!
Frodo held the ring and continued to bitch!
One Ring to rule them all! One ring to find them! One ring to bring them all!
And in the darkness bind them!
Sam fought giant spiders and orcs and shit!
Frodo was stuck on smeagle s dick!
Sam carried frodo up Mt. Doom!
Frodo couldnt throw the ring in, he was just a poon!
One Ring to rule them all! One ring to find them! One ring to bring them all!
And in the darkness bind them!
