Schlock Rod...
Zipping around wet corners like I can made her proddy
And then I stop at the drugstore well just for a Soda
With a height orange bag deflector with a great big jewel
When I make the drive-in scene I sure am cool
Look at me, I'm hip
I've just bought a propeller for the set friend of my grill
Fly boy well it looks so nifty makes my heart stand still
And if you ask me if it's slow I won't mind
I can shut down any Honda with a wink of my eyes
I ask all the chicks for a ride but they all pass
Guess they figure that maybe
I don't show them much class
I really don't mind when I get the air
My Schlock Rod's paid for so I don't care
Well, I think I'll just go along
And pick up some chick-a-diddies
They uh don't seem too interested
I can't catch them in my Schlock Rod
Wait up chick-a-diddies
Here I am they're running kind of fast
Don't you think?
Well, if I could just go down the hill
I could catch them, come on
Let's forget this stuff okay
Let's go to a malted shop for a Soda, uh
Don't forget your codine oh, I got it right
Here in my glove compartment
Well, you're furthering along
Along with some gloves
Of course you sit
I have class don't forget
Right in our Schlock Rod
Oh, listen buddy
If you don't like it...
